CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 29, 2003 19:24:54 GMT -5
I love waking up and having air to breath. Mad props to jesus our savior for that.  Steve |
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Post by JohnnyJihadFace on Dec 29, 2003 19:29:14 GMT -5
ya know steve, people are gonna end up thinking your a jesus freak if you keep posting like that.
enjoy the disguise, cast man.
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CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 29, 2003 19:54:29 GMT -5
You know what John, i think you need to get on your knees and get Jesus's love all over your face. It did me good |
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Post by Scot on Dec 29, 2003 23:53:09 GMT -5
ew...  |
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Post by Nostradanus on Dec 30, 2003 0:30:05 GMT -5
John gets on his knees for one and only one person....me  |
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Post by H-Zence on Dec 30, 2003 0:51:41 GMT -5
Well guys if the forums were more popular I'd really see no philosophy to this...
...but since we just got started...whatever. Lol.
*sips tea*
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Post by Nostradanus on Dec 30, 2003 0:54:52 GMT -5
I believe in God, only I spell it N a t u r e
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CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 30, 2003 1:23:09 GMT -5
Steve that IS my philosophy.... If im still breathing i say thanks jesus. In a nutshell having air= thanking jesus, No air= no thanking for jesus.
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Post by H-Zence on Dec 30, 2003 1:24:09 GMT -5
Lol. Indeed.
*sips tea*
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Post by joelhaldeman on Dec 30, 2003 2:34:56 GMT -5
well im glad you guys are able to keep this at a mature level and im glad you are all at a point in your life where you can discuss your veiw points without spitting in my face and my gods face.
But seriously folks, i wonder if jesus evere turned his pee into wine and drank it. i mean the guy didnt have any money, maybe he used some crazy miracles to stay alive
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Post by Scot on Dec 30, 2003 2:47:20 GMT -5
well im glad you guys are able to keep this at a mature level and im glad you are all at a point in your life where you can discuss your veiw points without spitting in my face and my gods face. But seriously folks, i wonder if jesus evere turned his pee into wine and drank it. i mean the guy didnt have any money, maybe he used some crazy miracles to stay alive Hahaha you sound like a stand up comedian. "But seriously folks..." ;D |
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Post by angiesmallfrie on Jan 4, 2004 1:20:38 GMT -5
You guys need to figure out who jesus is. And if you are going to talk about His miracles learn to get your facts straight
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Post by angiesmallfrie on Jan 4, 2004 1:23:48 GMT -5
Christians believe he is God so he does give us air. I support what Joelhaldeman says 100%
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Post by JohnnyJihadFace on Jan 4, 2004 1:32:16 GMT -5
You guys need to figure out who jesus is. And if you are going to talk about His miracles learn to get your facts straight Hearing that from a believer is funny. We need to figure out who jesus is? Well first, the character jesus is dead, and second, much points to him never have existing in the first place. As for talking about his miracles, Im a bit confused on what you mean there unless you were talking about my water walking shit joke. You know jesus's greatest miracle was somehow being a long haired white guy in the middle east. oh wait nevermind, I forgot all about America fabricating his image because our country is too god damn ignorant to accept a messiah that isnt white, of course they had to change the guy's skin color, if he was as dark skinned as he really would have been America wouldn't be a predominately christian nation. |
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