CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 30, 2003 2:17:12 GMT -5
i think that religions wer originally gangs.. like jesus had his own gang.. budha had his own and so on. They'd get in turf wars and shizzle like that. And these gangs existed SO long that their original leaders ( Jesus, budha, ect...) were considered gods and shiet. (no im not on drugs)
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Post by Scot on Dec 30, 2003 2:21:05 GMT -5
Interesting theory. Why don't you get a bunch of followers and get a big building to let people come listen to you talk about that every morning. Oh, don't worry about the costs, it will be funded by the state. You can hang up signs in school to tell people to come to the services. Call the religion 'gangism'. Make sure to make up a bunch of bullshit and put it in a book, then tell people to base their lives on it.
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CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 30, 2003 2:23:09 GMT -5
sweet and ask for money every week A get rich plan
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Post by Scot on Dec 30, 2003 2:24:21 GMT -5
haha there ya go
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Post by JohnnyJihadFace on Dec 30, 2003 2:25:00 GMT -5
hell yeah dude, but jesus would fucking own everyone else, dude that guy would have like an army of water marching pieces of shit carved out to look like him, and yes I do mean the skin color change included. but think about it man, jesus can walk on water, and heal, I wonder what would happen if some other fucker threw a spear through his color-changing chest. yeah he'd die. nevermind.
none of that made sense, and I swear too much.
I know.
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CrotchKickSteve
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 30, 2003 2:55:11 GMT -5
John you lost me on that one ... however Jesus would have kicked ass cuz he was like the 50 cent of that time ... "yo im Jesus and i got stabbed like 4 times (once in my left hand, once in my right hand, once in my right foot once, and in my left foot) and then left to die on a cross, but nun of dem niggahs could keep me down i came back on easter, G-G-G-G-God UniT"
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Post by Scot on Dec 30, 2003 2:56:33 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by JohnnyJihadFace on Dec 30, 2003 2:58:24 GMT -5
John you lost me on that one ... however Jesus would have kicked ass cuz he was like the 50 cent of that time ... "yo im Jesus and i got stabbed like 4 times (once in my left hand, once in my right hand, once in my right foot once, and in my left foot) and then left to die on a cross, but nun of dem niggahs could keep me down i came back on easter, G-G-G-G-God UniT" HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Post by H-Zence on Dec 30, 2003 2:59:55 GMT -5
Lol. Indeed.
*sips tea*
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CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 30, 2003 3:01:36 GMT -5
Steve are you English or something, Whats up with all the tea sipping?
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Post by ContentUnitShifter on Dec 31, 2003 4:21:20 GMT -5
Yes......I caught that too. It reminds me of something a pseudo-intellectual college student would do in one of their little faux-bohemian coffee shops. ;P
Any-way, I don't know if Jesus would be the gang-leader of the world. There are, statistically speaking, more followers of Buddhism than there are of all of the religions based on Christianity (Catholocism included, and etc.). Now, if you were to focus more widely upon those who worship the "One God", including Muslims and Hebrews, than you would have about 3-4 billion people, more than all of the other types of beliefs out there combined. It only seems like Christianity is the major force in the world because of it's dominancy in all aspects of our country. ;P
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Post by Nostradanus on Dec 31, 2003 15:19:23 GMT -5
Yes......I caught that too. It reminds me of something a pseudo-intellectual college student would do in one of their little faux-bohemian coffee shops. ;P oh man, 5 points are awarded to CUS for that Dis
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CrotchKickSteve
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Dec 31, 2003 18:17:58 GMT -5
Well CUS i think im going to revise my theory. I dont know much about any other religion so i should look into it and see how many ppl follow each...
However i have decided to do a Jesus thug cartoon. Using my limited drawing ability i will try to work it out. If anyone has any good ideas about what i can put in it let me know. ;D
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Post by ContentUnitShifter on Dec 31, 2003 20:27:23 GMT -5
For god sakes, I'm Gilson, you idiots, not CUS. >;P CUS sounds stupid.
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Post by Nostradanus on Jan 1, 2004 17:46:11 GMT -5
whatever you say CUS
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