CrotchKickSteve
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God owed the mofia 10 bucks 3000 years ago and was never seen again
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Jan 12, 2004 18:12:39 GMT -5
Ok as my term of Vice Jesus comes to an end, the ever so important question arises: Who will be Vice Jesus 2004. Vice Jesus does all Jesus like stuff like makin blood to wine, and body parts (Gross) to bread. Please place your candidates and then i will open up a thread to vote the top 4 picks. Thank you
Vice Jesus
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Post by WaffleHouse on Jan 13, 2004 17:50:40 GMT -5
You know who should be Vice Jesus, Tyra Banks
she has a great body, therefore great bread
don't know about the blood, but how could it be bad
also it would increase the number of people that would follow Vice Jesus
My canidate: Tyra Banks
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Post by H-Zence on Jan 13, 2004 18:21:40 GMT -5
I elect John because unlike the current vice Jesus who a) no one has heard of and b) has done nothing, John will introduce reforms against Jesus. If that makes any sense or is a good reason at all to elect him.
My Vote: John Linger
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CrotchKickSteve
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Post by CrotchKickSteve on Jan 13, 2004 19:45:48 GMT -5
 No Steve, your supposed to work FOR Mr. Jesus not AGAINST Jesus like our beloved friend John. Anyways only jesus can have long hair (A God thing i guess  ) I would have to elect the guy who invented Lazi-Boy Reclining chairs. He is a good man with excellent ideas (like the universal lazy-chair). O ya and Vice Jesus is unheard of or unseen, Jesus take credit for all of Vice Jesus's achievements. The benefits are good and you get 70 virgins when you die for Jihad... O Crap thats Vice ALHA. That bastard is so lucky.
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Post by Nostradanus on Jan 26, 2004 13:12:22 GMT -5
I nominate the mr zamboni driver dude, that guy makes the ice look all pretty and stuff, and no one ever gives him any credit....my vote...mr zamboni driver dude
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Post by Manic Street Preacher on Feb 25, 2004 18:16:22 GMT -5
i nominate my very good friend Steven Whiskey"i'm thirsy"men.
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Fish
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Post by Fish on Mar 5, 2004 19:47:36 GMT -5
I nominate Ron White. He's one of the Blue Collar Comedy guys for anybody who doesnt know.
He doesnt turn anything into anything else, but he's usually drunk. He's fuckin hilarious.
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Post by desertfox on Apr 6, 2004 17:30:21 GMT -5
I nominate Steve Sellner becuase he is so cool. I would be happy to be half as cool as he is. Fish you know what I'm takin about.
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No Steve, your supposed to work FOR Mr. Jesus not AGAINST Jesus like our beloved friend John. Anyways only jesus can have long hair (A God thing i guess 
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